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Occupy Wall Street Runs Out of Ideas
by Abe Sauer Dear Occupy Wall Street, Please invent your own 他妈的 iconography. Thanks! China 41 Comments
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Mitt v. Newt: Tonight's Debate Could Be the Heritage Foundation's Nightmare
by Abe Sauer Gingrich: There is a lot of big government behind Romneycare, not as much as Obamacare, but a heck of a lot more than your campaign is admitting. Romney: Actually, Newt, we got the idea...
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Excerpts From 'How to Be: North Dakota'
by Abe Sauer How to Be: North Dakota – A Guide to the Plains is out now (and psst, costs only $8.95). The book, which features illustrations by Amy Jean Porter, would make a great holiday gift for...
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Names On Birth Certificates Of GOP Presidential Candidates
by Abe Sauer • Gary Earl Johnson • Willard Mitt Romney • Michele Mari Amble • Ronald Ernest Paul • James Richard Perry • Jon Meade Huntsman Jr. • Richard John Santorum • Herman Cain • Newton Leroy...
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North Dakota: The Rise of an American Petrostate
by Abe Sauer North Dakota is suing Minnesota, alleging the Land of 10,000 Lakes is discriminating against it because it is black. Lignite black. Lignite coal black. The lawsuit contends that the Next...
View Article"Not So Pure Michigan": The Man Who Hates Wisconsin and Ohio
by Abe Sauer When Wisconsin's tourism bureau launched a war on its neighbor by suggesting Wisconsin is actually the "mitten state," Michigan saw an unlikely ally come to its defense: a 30-something...
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Michele Bachmann, America's Perfect Monster
by Abe Sauer In a campaign field that includes a twice-divorced anti-gay-marriage candidate who took an oath against adultery and who believes in mining the moon, it takes a special candidate to stand...
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It's Time for Michelle Obama to Get Pregnant
by Abe Sauer Worried about Barack Obama's reelection chances in the face of flagging support from his base, experienced Democratic political strategists, former White House administration officials...
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The Cathovangelical: Rick Santorum's Quest for a National Abortion Showdown
by Abe Sauer It's a fine how-do-you-do. Fifty years after Democrats struggled to prove that their candidate for President "just happened to be a Catholic," now they face the prospect of painting a...
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This Man Will Embarrass Mitt Romney on National TV for You
by Abe Sauer "Look at my picture and ask yourself 'Would he really do that for money?' YOU CAN TELL I WOULD!" That's how Ron D. of Loudon, Tennessee, described the seriousness of his eBay listing,...
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Saul Alinsky's Lesser Known Rules for Radicals
by Abe Sauer Rule 23: Always separate your cause buttons for easier reading. Rule 24: Layer for warmth. Rule 25: "Birth of a Nation" is a great pre-action psych-up film no matter the political...
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The Federal Campaign Giving History for Susan G. Komen Founder & CEO Nancy G....
by Abe Sauer Sen. Richard Santorum (R-PA) Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN) Rep. Robert "Bob" Inglis (R-SC) Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) Grand Wizard Eric Cantor (R-Hell) Rep. Pete...
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With Ron Paul, Fighting for Minnesota
by Abe Sauer They are young—so young. Impossibly young for attendees of a political rally that does not happen on a street. The slowest moving of the thousand or so streaming into the Minneapolis...
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Herman Cain's Most Magical Year Ever: A Photo Scrapbook
by Abe Sauer I met Bill Nye, the global warming guy. Herman Cain went from "That guy who debated Clinton?" to candidate for the Republican nomination for president of the United States of America to...
View ArticleThe "Long-Feared Asiatic Colossus" Attacks America's Theaters
by Abe Sauer Fans awaiting the long-delayed remake of the Red Dawn reboot will have something to slake the thirst this weekend. The United States is finally getting a theatrical release of Tomorrow,...
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'Act Of Valor' And The Myth Of An Anti-Military Hollywood
by Abe Sauer Act of Valor cleared $24.7 million this weekend. Along the way to the movie's release, it's become an accepted bit of truth that the film is meant to boost Navy recruitment. But while...
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March Madne$$: The School Tuitions Of The NCAA Bracket
by Abe Sauer Today begins NCAA basketball's "March Madness." The tournament's eventual champions will get to bask in the national spotlight until the next cruise-ship disaster/naked Congressman/shark...
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America's Unchecked Gun Culture Killed Trayvon Martin
by Abe Sauer As the investigation into what happened on February 26 continues, it appears increasingly more likely that Trayvon Martin, not George Zimmerman, was the one exercising his rights under...
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As Goes Wisconsin, So Goes Hell
by Abe Sauer "Peterson said he believed it was human excrement." A padded envelope filled with human feces is a Rorschach test, representing either: a state in democratic revolt against the...
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Meet Mike Sui, A Dude From Wisconsin Who's Now China's Biggest Viral Star
by Abe Sauer "Cock wire Mike Sui!" yelled one of the young men in the crowd. "Cock wire Sui is awesome!" The kimono robe and mirrored sunglasses, like some kind of last-minute frat-boy Halloween...
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